Boys will be boys

I don't even know where to start. Lee has done so many unthinkable things in the last week that has completley shocked me! Well, number one you all know he drew all over our living room floor and I am still trying to get it all off. I was told by a few people to get the mr. clean magic erasers so I am off to the store tomorrow to look for some. Then last night he said something about flushing the toilet, I didn't think he maybe flushed something down the toilet. Well, today the boys' toilet was overflowing like crazy all over the bathroom and Harley was at work. I run and get the plunger and it wouldn't help, at least not much. Ya'll I was gagging!! So, I ask Lee a million times today if he flushed anything down the toilet. It took him while to answer me, and he said he flushed his toothbrushes!! Notices I said toothbrushes, as in pleural!! Not one, not two, but three toothbrushes!! He had four toothbrushes total and three are missing. I asked him why he did that and his reason was because he just didn't like them anymore. Oh my, the toilet is still not flushing properly, Harley has a big project waiting for him when he gets home from work tonight. Then today, I was talking to my Aunt Betsy on the phone so I went down to our bedroom to talk so I could have some peace and quiet while Lee was watching his movie and Easton was napping, so I could actually hear what she was saying and he wasn't trying to talk to me at the same time. I get off the phone come into the living room to find a whole box of kleenex had been emptied one by one and obviously wadded up and thrown into the air. There were tons of kleenexes everywhere. He said "Mom, I am having a party!" Believe it or not I do watch my children, but these things still tend to happen very much. The last thing so far he has done today was rub his chapstick ALL over our microfiber recliner. It is my favorite chair, I sit in it all the time. He said "Look mom, I wrote my name and your name on the chair" It looks like someone literally took some oil or crisco and rubbed it all over the chair. Now, how in the world am I supposed to fix this one?? Any ideas? *Sigh* 2 1/2 more hours til Harley gets home from work, he will be so proud. I keep asking myself now, what could possibly be next? I remember last year when I was at work I went to get some money out of my purse for lunch and found a chicken nugget in my purse, oh the joys of parenting. I wouldn't change anything for the world. I love my boys and can't wait for the adventures to come. Once Easton is up and running around I will definitely be outnumbered.